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Narrator (Edward Norton): "In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges, and a few square blocks will be reduced to smoldering rubble. I know this because Tyler knows this."
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Size: 101KB
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Downloads: 555
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Narrator: "Bob, Bob had bitch tits."
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Narrator: "When deep space exploration ramps up, it'll be the corporations that will name everything: The Ibm stellarsphere, The Microsoft galaxy, Planet Starbucks."
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Size: 129KB
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Downloads: 499
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Norton's Character: "You want me to deprioritize my current reports, until you advise a status upgrade."
Richard Chesler Regional Manager (Zach Grenier): "Make these your primary action items."
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Size: 66KB
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Downloads: 310
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Narrator: "Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one."
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Size: 39KB
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Downloads: 352
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Narrator: "Babies don't sleep this well."
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Size: 17KB
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Downloads: 370
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Narrator: "I was the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around."
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Size: 42KB
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Downloads: 359
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Narrator: "Marla, the big tourist. Her lie reflected my lie. Suddenly, I felt nothing. I couldn't cry, so once again, I couldn't sleep."
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Size: 145KB
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Downloads: 301
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Norton's Character: "Marla, you liar, you big tourist, I need this, now get out!"
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Size: 48KB
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Downloads: 303
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Narrator: "When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, and you're never really awake."
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Size: 58KB
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Narrator: "Marla, the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal, if only you could just stop tounging it, but you can't."
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Size: 75KB
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Downloads: 316
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Norton's Character: "When people think you're dying, they really listen to you instead of just..."
Marla Singer (Helena Bonham Carter): "Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak."
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Size: 66KB
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Downloads: 311
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Norton's Character: "We're gonna split up the week, ok. You take lymphoma and tuberculosis."
Marla: "You take tuberculosis, my smoking doesn't go over at all."
Norton's Character: "Ok, fine, but testicular cancer should be no contest I think."
Marla: "Technically, I have more of a right to be there than you. You still have your balls."
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Size: 152KB
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Downloads: 285
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Marla: "I'll take the parasites."
Norton's Character: "You can't have both the parasites, but why don't you take the blood parasites."
Marla: "I want brain parasites."
Norton's Character: "I'll take blood parsatites, but I'm gonna take organic brain dementia."
Marla: "I want that."
Norton's Character: "You can't have the whole brain."
Marla: "So far you have four, I only have two."
Norton's Character: "Ok, take both the parasites."
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Size: 185KB
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Downloads: 274
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Marla: "We each have three, that's six, what about the seventh day? I want ascending bowel cancer."
Narrator: "The girl had done her homework."
Norton's Character: "No, no, I want bowel cancer."
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Size: 95KB
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Downloads: 269
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Narrator: "This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time."
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Size: 35KB
Format: WAV
Downloads: 1005
Previews: 1992
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Narrator: "If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?"
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Size: 64KB
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Downloads: 556
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Narrator: "Take the number of vehicals in the field "A", multiply it by the probable rate of failure "B", then multiply the result by the average out of court settlement "C" "A x B x C...""
Norton's Character: "...equals "X", If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one."
Business Woman on Plane (Dierdre Downing-Jackson): "Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?"
Norton's Character: "You wouldn't believe."
Business Woman on Plane: "Which car company do you work for?"
Norton's Character: "A major one."
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Size: 337KB
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Downloads: 368
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Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt): "Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate, you can make napalm."
Norton's Character: "No, I did not know that. Is that true?"
Tyler: "That's right, one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items."
Norton's Character: "Really."
Tyler: "If one were so inclined." |
Size: 154KB
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Downloads: 516
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Norton's Character: "Tyler you are by far the most interesting single serving friend I have ever met. See obviously everything on a plane is single serving even the people..."
Tyler: "Oh, I get it, it's very clever."
Norton's Character: "Thank you."
Tyler: "How's that working out for you?"
Norton's Character: "What?"
Tyler: "Being clever?"
Norton's Character: "Great."
Tyler: "Keep it up then." |
Size: 237KB
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Downloads: 380
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Tyler: "Now a question of ettiquitte, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"
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Size: 45KB
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Downloads: 452
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Norton's Character: "My suitcase was vibrating?"
Airport Security Officer (Robert J. Stephenson): "Nine times out of ten, it's an electric razor but, every once and a while, it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite artical A dildo, never your dildo."
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Size: 264KB
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Downloads: 342
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Tyler: "We are the byproducts of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guys name on my underware, Rogain, Viagra, Olestra."
Norton's Character: "Martha Stewart."
Tyler: "bleep Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the titanic. It's all going down man, so, bleep off with you're sofa units, and string green stripe patterns. I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let's evolve, let the chips fall where they may."
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Size: 405KB
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Downloads: 722
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Tyler: "The things you own end up owning you."
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Size: 24KB
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Downloads: 652
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Norton's Character: "I should find a hotel."
Tyler: "What?"
Norton's Character: "What?"
Tyler: "A hotel?"
Norton's Character: "Yeah."
Tyler: "Just ask man."
Norton's Character: "What are you talking about?"
Tyler: "Three pitchers of beer and you still can't ask."
Norton's Character: "What?"
Tyler: "You called me because you needed a place to stay."
Norton's Character: "Oh hey hey, no no no. I didn't mean..."
Tyler: "Yes you did, so just ask. Cut the foreplay and just ask man."
Norton's Character: "Would would that be a problem?"
Tyler: "Is it a problem for you to ask?"
Norton's Character: "Can I stay at your place?"
Tyler: "Yeah." |
Size: 389KB
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Downloads: 290
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Tyler: "I want you to do me a favor."
Norton's Character: "Yeah, sure."
Tyler: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
Norton's Character: "What?"
Tyler: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
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Size: 122KB
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Downloads: 641
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Tyler: "Why would anyone want this shit job?"
Norton's Character: "Because it affords him other other interesting opportunities."
Tyler: "Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films."
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Size: 92KB
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Downloads: 307
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Norton's Character: "Nobody knows they saw it but they did."
Tyler: "A nice big cock."
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Size: 45KB
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Downloads: 382
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Norton's Character: "He was the guerilla terrorist in the food service industry."
Tyler: "Do not watch, I cannot go when you watch."
Norton's Character: "Apart from seasoning the lobster bisk, he farted on marang, sneezed on braized endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup well..."
Tyler: "Go ahead tell em'."
Norton's Character: "You get the idea."
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Size: 194KB
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Downloads: 259
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Norton's Character: "This is crazy, you want me to hit you."
Tyler: "That's right."
Norton's Character: "Where, like in the face?"
Tyler: "Surprise me."
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Size: 82KB
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Downloads: 406
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Tyler: "Motherfucker, you hit me in the ear."
Norton's Character: "Well, jesus, I'm sorry."
Tyler: "Ow, christ, why the ear man?"
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Size: 125KB
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Downloads: 452
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Narrator: "I don't know how Tyler found that house, but he said he'd been there for a year. It looked like it was waiting to be torn down. Most of the windows had been boarded up. There was no lock on the front door from when the police or whoever kicked it in. The stairs were ready to collapse. I didn't know if he owned it or he was squatting, neither would have surprised me."
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Size: 236KB
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Downloads: 281
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Norton's Character: "Listen to this, it's an article written by an organ in the first person. I am Jack's medula oblongotta, without me Jack could not regulate his heart rate, blood pressure, or breathing. There's a whole series of these: I am Jill's nipples, I am Jack's colon..."
Tyler: "Yeah, I get cancer, I kill Jack. (crashes into doorjam with bicycle.)"
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Size: 268KB
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Downloads: 332
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Norton's Character: "He like did this every six years. He goes to a new city and start a new family."
Tyler: "The fucker was setting up franchises."
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Size: 65KB
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Downloads: 261
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Norton's Character: "You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick."
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Size: 27KB
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Downloads: 406
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Tyler: "The first rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight club. The second rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight club. The third rule of fight club, someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. The fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. The fifth rule: only one fight at a time fellas. The sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. The seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight."
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Size: 472KB
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Downloads: 1153
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Narrator: "Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight, I wouldn't be talking to the same man. Who you were in fight club was not who you were in the rest of the world."
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Size: 95KB
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Downloads: 293
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Narrator: "A guy came to fight club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood."
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Size: 77KB
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Downloads: 323
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Norton's Character: "If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight?"
Tyler: "alive or dead?"
Norton's Character: "Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?"
Tyler: "Hemingway. You?"
Norton's Character: "Shatner, I'd fight William Shatner."
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Size: 151KB
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Downloads: 314
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Norton's Character: "Sometimes Tyler spoke for me."
Tyler: "He fell down some stairs."
Norton's Character: "I fell down some stairs."
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Size: 66KB
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Downloads: 287
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Tyler: "Ok, any historical figure?"
Norton's Character: "I'd fight Ghandi."
Tyler: "Good answer."
Norton's Character: "How about you?"
Tyler: "Lincoln."
Norton's Character: "Lincoln?"
Tyler: "Mm hmm." |
Size: 136KB
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Downloads: 276
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Tyler: "(laughing) You got some fucked up friends, I'm telling you. Limber though."
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Size: 73KB
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Downloads: 398
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Narrator: "I am Jack's raging bial duct."
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Size: 23KB
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Downloads: 494
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Tyler: "And the shit that came out of this woman's mouth, I ain't never heard."
Marla: "My god, I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
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Size: 98KB
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Downloads: 400
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Tyler: "Now listen, I can't have you talking to her about me."
Norton's Character: "Why would I talk to her..."
Tyler: "You say anything about me or what goes on in this house to her or anybody, we're done. Now promise me."
Norton's Character: "Ok."
Tyler: "You promise?"
Norton's Character: "Yeah, I promise."
Tyler: "Promise."
Norton's Character: "I just said, I promise."
Tyler: "That's three times you promised." |
Size: 198KB
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Downloads: 284
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Regional Manager: "Is that your blood?"
Norton's Character: "Some of it yeah."
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Size: 51KB
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Downloads: 375
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Narrator: "I'd like to thank the academy."
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Size: 17KB
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Downloads: 399
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Tyler: "Just tell him you fucking did it."
Norton's Character: "Shh."
Tyler: "Tell him you blew it all up, that's what he wants to hear."
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Size: 67KB
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Downloads: 247
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Tyler: "Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?"
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Size: 54KB
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Downloads: 422
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Tyler: "You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you, and in all probability, he hates you."
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Size: 77KB
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Downloads: 736
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