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Stewie: Who the hell do you think you are? |
Size: 32KB
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Downloads: 1775
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Stewie: Stop mocking me! |
Size: 19KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 1020
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Stewie: Forecast for tomorrow? A few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!
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Size: 102KB
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Downloads: 729
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Lois: Stewie, I expect you to finish off your vegetables.
Stewie: Oh rest assured .......I shall finish them all off, and you as well. |
Size: 156KB
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Downloads: 285
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Stewie: Damn you, you're one of them aren't you! What are they paying you? I'll double it... money! Women! Men? |
Size: 164KB
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Downloads: 464
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Stewardess: Well hey there little boy, are you lost?
Stewie: Now listen to me, Jolene, I've got an army to raise and I must get to Nicaragua. I require a window seat and an in-flight happy meal - and no pickles! oh God help you if I find pickles! |
Size: 390KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 436
Previews: 1484
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Stewie: The only way you'll get me to talk is through slow, painful torture, and I don't think you've got the grapes. |
Size: 148KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 519
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Peter: Ah boy I feel just like Tim Allen... I build stuff and I have a criminal record. |
Size: 57KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 252
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Peter: I guess being a hero isn't always about saving lives and catching bad guys... it's also being there for the people you love.
Lady: help, someone just stole my purse!
Peter: Who cares, I don't even know you. |
Size: 175KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 256
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Peter: Holy crip he's a crapple! |
Size: 28KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 649
Previews: 2726
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Peter: Boo Lois, yay beer! |
Size: 39KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 434
Previews: 2598
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Brian: Gosh I'd like to help you Peter, but uh, I have to out in the hall and chew on the back of my ass for about 5 minutes. |
Size: 70KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 368
Previews: 1203
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Peter: Hahah, Lois loves her family, Lois loves her family, Lois and her family sitting in a tree.. see now Lois the guys would have found that hilarious. |
Size: 173KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 135
Previews: 619
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Stewie: I'm free, free from the spell of those diabolical teletubbies! |
Size: 64KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 415
Previews: 1450
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Chris: He's cool dad, he killed a guy! |
Size: 48KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 224
Previews: 1530
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Stewie: How dare you, that book may hold the key to my enslaving of all mankind! Oooo fuzzy. |
Size: 79KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 208
Previews: 1099
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Stewie: You know, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical you know, petulance here and a plague there. Omnipotence! I gotta get me some of that, hmm? |
Size: 126KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 306
Previews: 848
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Stewie: Why does that man drop his club before he runs around? I would bring it with me. |
Size: 62KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 195
Previews: 750
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Chris: God's watching me do #2? Oh man, I'm a sinner and God's a pervert |
Size: 74KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 292
Previews: 1103
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Stewie: Oh my, look where my hand is.. I say, look where my hand is! it's in a very naughty place! Does this now disgust you?
Brian: Kid you're talking to a guy who uses his tongue for toilet paper. |
Size: 220KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 309
Previews: 1027
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Peter: ..and I've restocked our school library with books of some of our greatest movies and TV shows. Because if we don't teach our kids to read, how will they ever know what's on?
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Size: 173KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 130
Previews: 385
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Peter: Hey Lois I got a joke for you. how many losers does it take to make me breakfast? Just one, you! haha. I'm just kidding, but French toast please. |
Size: 157KB
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Downloads: 254
Previews: 768
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Peter: A lot of nasty things have been said during this campaign. But pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand.
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Size: 126KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 138
Previews: 433
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Stewie: Look at me, I'm writing profanity on the wall!
Brian: Water-soluble. |
Size: 95KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 128
Previews: 819
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Peter: Now son, as men, it is only natural for us to look at naked girls. Even Mr. Rogers!
Mr. Rogers: Hello neighbor.... oooohhhh!
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Size: 204KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 218
Previews: 907
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Peter: And today in study hall I farted real loud on purpose, you know to make the guys laugh - and I swear to god it was so hanus Suzy Johnson wrapped up her Salisbury steak. Haha. |
Size: 157KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 168
Previews: 572
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Meg: Dad? DAD?!
Peter: The reason I'm not responding is because I'm not this 'Dad' person, I'm the new kid in town, Lando Griffin. |
Size: 142KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 142
Previews: 518
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Peter: Morgan Freeman in Deep Impact? Oh come on, hey hey show me Morgan Fairchild in Deep Something. Huh, huh, huh! |
Size: 124KB
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Downloads: 125
Previews: 431
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Peter: Wait wait a second, you're telling me I flew all the way to Kentucky to get some of your fried chicken and the Kernel isn't even working today? |
Size: 96KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 249
Previews: 577
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Girl: Cookie?
Stewie: No no actually it's Stewie, but well you, you can call me cookie if you like. Yes, I've also been know to answer to Artimus, Agent Buckwald, and Snake!
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Size: 151KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 182
Previews: 644
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Lois: Peter stop scratching that thing.
Peter: I can't it's itching like crazy
Chris: Dad, can I scratch your beard?
Peter: Have you finished your homework?
Chris: Yes
Peter: Okay then. |
Size: 118KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 123
Previews: 350
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Stewie: Sop they do make bigger diapers! That deceitful woman told me I'd have to learn to use the toilet! |
Size: 71KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 180
Previews: 656
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Stewie: Yes, good call! Churn the butter, woo woo! |
Size: 48KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 326
Previews: 1382
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Stewie: I think you are a special person
Brian: Thanks.
Stewie: No, come on, I, I'm being serious, I'm being serious here for a second. Are you going to listen to me, so I can tell you I respect you. |
Size: 235KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 181
Previews: 499
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Peter: Oh no Lois, it's time I join the ranks of great men with beards. Why do you think Jesus Christ was so popular? Cuz of all them magic tricks? |
Size: 106KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 137
Previews: 312
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Stewie: The world is now under my control! but oh no, I'm naked! |
Size: 79KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 356
Previews: 1319
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Lois: Peter did you get a new buttocks?
Peter: I had to, my old one had a crack in it.. heheh |
Size: 79KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 275
Previews: 815
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Lois: ..and little Stewie here is our president of poopy
Stewie: Heheheh... |
Size: 95KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 147
Previews: 713
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Peter: By God, I may not be able to give my family a vibrating sex doll but at least I can give em a pool. |
Size: 110KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 144
Previews: 557
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Brian: Do you even listen to yourself when you talk?
Peter: I drift in and out |
Size: 48KB
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Downloads: 297
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Peter: A woman has two children, and a homicidal maniac tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
Brian: That's not a riddle, that's just terrible. |
Size: 173KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 145
Previews: 437
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Peter: Ah jeeze this hangover's killing me, I haven't felt this crappy since I went to that museum
Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Guy: Because you touch yourself at night |
Size: 173KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 263
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Lois: Peter talent doesn't just disappear like that
Peter: Well sometimes it does, I mean you were pretty bad in bed last night |
Size: 126KB
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Downloads: 145
Previews: 321
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Lois: Peter it's 7 in the morning
Brian: Thanks for the update big Ben!
Peter & Brian: hahahah
Lois: You're drunk again!
Peter: No I'm just exhausted because I've been up all night drinking |
Size: 157KB
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Downloads: 221
Previews: 476
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Stewie: You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. Your life however is more like a BOX OF GRENADES! Now, I offer you one last chance for deliverance. Return my mind-control device, or be destroyed!
Lois: Oh, you just want your toy back. OK, here you go honey.
Stewie: Yes, well, victory is mine! |
Size: 690KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 334
Previews: 835
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Stewie: Damn you vile women! You've impeded my work since they day I escaped from your wretched womb!
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Size: 112KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 355
Previews: 858
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Peter: I don't want your mom to worry alright? When she worries she says things like 'I told you so' and 'stop doing that I'm asleep.' |
Size: 158KB
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Downloads: 165
Previews: 408
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Peter: Now kids daddy only drank so the statue of liberty would take her clothes off.
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Size: 102KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 177
Previews: 613
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Peter: I didn't have gas for this first time 'till I was 30... ::farts:: ... what the hell was that? |
Size: 191KB
Format: MP3
Downloads: 322
Previews: 1332
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Peter: Woah, is that really the blood of Christ?
Priest: Yes...
Peter: Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day huh? |
Size: 170KB
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Downloads: 160
Previews: 619
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